I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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