Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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