I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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