She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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