didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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