Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
did you just send me my own nude
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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