Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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