You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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