Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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