Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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