You're so nebulous sometimes
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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