Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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