Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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