we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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