Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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