At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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