you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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