Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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