take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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