only if we run a train.
done.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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