She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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