id be glad to
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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