guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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