You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Randomize
