Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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