McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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