if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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