He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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