She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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