used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
