Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Drunk is not a location!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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