Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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