Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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