How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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