im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He kissed a someone with a penis
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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