She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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