I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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