what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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