We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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