i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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