All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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