hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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