dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
These tits shall not be calmed
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
