so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
