I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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