her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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