Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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