I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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