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So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.

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i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??

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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.

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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.

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Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos

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And a bag of nachos

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