what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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