There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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