The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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