My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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