She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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