So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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