i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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