Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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